Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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