She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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