the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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