The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I said "one day" and that day is not today
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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