I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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