So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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