Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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