There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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