Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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