did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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