Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
