if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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