I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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