whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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