4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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