Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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