Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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