Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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