i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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