you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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