I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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