I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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