Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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