I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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