haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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