I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
