your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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