don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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