Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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