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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Quick, to the slutcave!

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(479): View more from Arkansas

he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha

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(863): View more from Florida

During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.

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(916): View more from California

I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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(530): View more from California

My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.

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(775): View more from Nevada

And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out

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