i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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