it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
