Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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