Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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