Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
