Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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