Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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