You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I love having hate sex.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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