So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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