can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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