She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Actions speak louder than pants.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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