that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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