I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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