why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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