I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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