Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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