Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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