Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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