fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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