I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
