Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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